When women get behind something, their sheer numbers and passion force it into the mainstream. That’s why you can name the actor who plays that werewolf kid in “Twilight” and probably sing at least the chorus to one Justin Bieber song. What do tween boys like? I have no clue. Sports? Probably sports.

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(Source: sad-nena)

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: guystud)

Floozies and Fools

(Source: sheisraging)

friend:how are you
me:my fav is problematic
Kate:What's so special about Scott McCall?
Derek:bitch what?
Stiles:girl bye
Melissa:*pulls up a chair* listen sis